Dear Mr. Gaming Guru,

I've been playing Half Life for about a month now, and I just can't get past the first level! But I have just got to see the big monster at the end of the game! Could you please tell me the cheat codes?

-Tad
Chicago, IL

You know, Tad, your question reminds me of the funniest story! I was playing QBob one day, and I had finally reached level 20, the FINAL LEVEL! I was SOOO nervous! But then the big boss monster on the final level started speaking! He had such a hilarious voice that I burst out in laughter! I laughed so hard that milk came out my nose and got all over my keyboard! The strange thing was that I hadn't even been drinking milk! Anyway, thanks for the memories, Tad!

-Bob "The Gaming Guru" Guru